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Old 07-16-2006, 04:59 AM   #1
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As I was retrieving a shopping cart in Wal Mart yesterday a particularly
unkempt, unattractive and mean spirited woman who actually reeked of
body odor pushed me aside.

Shoving past me, the woman snarled at her kids, almost knocking another
older lady down, grabbed the first cart and swung it around, hitting an
older man working there as a Wal Mart Greeter.

As she pulled the cart away from the Greeter's stomach, in a kind and
friendly voice the Greeter said, while gesturing towards the two
children, "Are they twins?"

Glaring at him she snapped back saying, "No you old fool, the brat's 9
and the little witch is 7, are you so blind you think they look alike?"










"No," calmly replied the Greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice".

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Old 07-16-2006, 05:10 AM   #2
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omg thats too freak'n sweet I woulda gave that guy props for being kick ass, and one witty sob! not to mention having to take that shit, those ppl don't get paid dirt.
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Old 07-16-2006, 05:54 AM   #3
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Pity the children...they have to live with her for many years to come...imagine...the greeter got it right on....
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Old 07-16-2006, 09:53 AM   #4
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that is very quick
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Old 07-16-2006, 10:04 AM   #5
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Classic. Was the greeter's name Dennis Leary?
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Old 07-16-2006, 02:33 PM   #6
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no question about it, thats the best ever. WOW!
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Old 07-16-2006, 04:31 PM   #7
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That is awesome. I would have loved to see the look on her face
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Old 07-16-2006, 10:48 PM   #8
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thats freakin hilarious
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That's awesome. Pure wit.
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Fantastic, that's one of hose replies that you just wish you could have thought of yourself. A classic!
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sad fact is this can be said almost anytime you go to a mall or local grocery store.
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NICE! Very nice!

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