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This is a discussion on Ever speak too soon? within the Jokes Forum forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather ...
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07-18-2006, 05:03 PM
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Ever speak too soon?
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you Know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he as ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt???" She looks into his eyes and calmly says,"No, I'm your son's math teacher."
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07-18-2006, 05:14 PM
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Re: Ever speak too soon?
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07-18-2006, 06:45 PM
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Re: Ever speak too soon?
thats a good one
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07-18-2006, 07:38 PM
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Re: Ever speak too soon?
Oh man that's farkin' hillarious!!
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07-18-2006, 10:05 PM
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Re: Ever speak too soon?
I hate it when that happens!
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07-18-2006, 10:36 PM
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Re: Ever speak too soon?
funny, funny.
that memory is why i don't eat vegetables (much). |
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