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This is a discussion on No Speakah Da English within the Jokes Forum forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting ...
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07-28-2006, 05:49 PM
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A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly. "In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives. "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'." $5.00 says you're gonna read this again!
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07-28-2006, 05:52 PM
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Re: No Speakah Da English
I owe you a $5.00 alright!
Nice one, VinnDog 
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07-28-2006, 05:59 PM
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07-29-2006, 01:46 AM
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Re: No Speakah Da English
I was born in Mississippi, you owe me $5.
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07-29-2006, 02:28 AM
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you ganna be a rich man... another $5 here
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07-30-2006, 07:41 AM
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07-30-2006, 02:02 PM
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What would Skeeter do?
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Re: No Speakah Da English
Heehee. Will ya take a check?
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07-30-2006, 05:18 PM
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Re: No Speakah Da English
It's a cute!
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08-01-2006, 08:54 AM
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Re: No Speakah Da English
Boy, the dough should be rollin' in about now.
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08-01-2006, 04:52 PM
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Re: No Speakah Da English
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. Except I currently live in Mississippi.
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