Catch me if you can!!

[edisonbird]

Subject: Catch me if you can



A guy was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs. due to very serious
health
risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he saw an
ad
in
the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM.

"Guaranteed? Yeah right!" he thought to himself. But desperate, he
calls
them up and subscribes to the 3-day/10 pound weight loss program.

The next day there's a knock at his door, and when he
answers, there stands before him a vo luptuous,
athletic, 19-year-old babe dressed in nothing but a
pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the
weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can
have
me."

Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later,
huffing
and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. After
they
are through and she leaves, he thinks to himself, "I like the way
this company does business!"

The same girl shows up for the next two days and the same thing
happens.

On the fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has
lost
10 lb. as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20
pound
program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life,
wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck
that reads, "If you catch me, you can have me."

He's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is
in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch
her, but when he does, it is worth every cramp and
wheeze. For the next four days, the same routine
happens and much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself
and found he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the
7-day/50 pound program.

"Are you sure?", asks the representative on the phone. "This is our
most
rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he
finds Richard Simmons standing there wearing nothing but pink running
shoes
and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're mine!

[OnePyroTec]

Rick, you need to get out of the sun my friend.

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