King Arthur

[Bigwaved]

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a
neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by
Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as
long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a
year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no
answer, he would be put to death.

The question?...What do women really want? Such a question would
perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed
an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted
the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess,
the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with
everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would
have the answer.

But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the
kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk
to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to
agree to her price first.

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the
Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend!

Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only
one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never
encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.

He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible
burden; but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur.

He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur' s life
and the preservation of the Round Table.

Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's
question
thus:

What a woman really wants, she answered....is to be in charge of her
own life.

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a
great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared.

And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and
Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a
horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited
him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the
bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.

The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she
appeared as a witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed
self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.

Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day....or night?

Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to
show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an
old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day,
but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate
moments?

What would YOU do?

What Lancelot chose is below. BUT....make YOUR choice before you scroll
down below. OKAY?













Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the
time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her
own life.


Now....what is the moral to this story?


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The moral is.....
If you don't let a woman have her own way....
Things are going to get ugly

[al two]

haha, not bad not bad....

[stormin]

Haha. Good one Dave.

[smokinpoke]

pretty funny.

[Baric]

clever clever

[JPH]

LOL, I must admit I said pretty at night.....B/c who's going to see her during the day? Dont women wash cloth and prepare food during the day?.Joking of course...But I did say pretty at night.

[ResIpsa]

i thought this thread was about flour.......

[Bigwaved]

Originally Posted by ResIpsa

i thought this thread was about flour.......

Well, the witch did lose her flower...

[icehog3]

King Arthur? Any relation to Bea Arthur?

[Bigwaved]

Originally Posted by icehog3

King Arthur? Any relation to Bea Arthur?

If you drink enough anything is possible...

[icehog3]

Originally Posted by Bigwaved

If you drink enough anything is possible...

The midgets stole my vodka......

[Bigwaved]

Still haven't trained them, huh? I thought you would have them fetching your cornhole bags by now...

[Simon Templar]

Funny and all too true!

[punch]

Originally Posted by JPH

LOL, I must admit I said pretty at night.....B/c who's going to see her during the day? Dont women wash cloth and prepare food during the day?.Joking of course...But I did say pretty at night.

Kinda what I was thinking. Sounds like Femonazi to me.

[Bobb]

Originally Posted by icehog3

King Arthur? Any relation to Bea Arthur?

I think she was the witch...she took his name and out lived him by a few hundred years.

Doesn't look at day over 194 if you ask me