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This is a discussion on Safe Smoking within the Jokes Forum forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; You may have seen this one: One day two old ladies were standing outside the nursing home casually having a ...
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09-03-2006, 04:01 PM
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Single Malt Newbie
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Safe Smoking
You may have seen this one:
One day two old ladies were standing outside the nursing home casually having a smoke. After being outside for a while it started to rain on them. Suddenly, one of the ladies took out a condom, cut off the tip, and slipped it over her cigarette. The other lady asked, "What's that for?" The first replied, "It's to keep my cigarette dry when I'm outside smoking and it starts to rain." The second lady said, "That's a pretty crafty idea." The following day the old lady went to the drugstore to get some condoms. She walked in and told the clerk, "I'd like some condoms please." The clerk looked at the old lady, rather baffled at why she would need condoms. However, he asked, "What brand would you like, Madam?" The old lady smiled and replied, "I don't care what brand you give me, as long as it fits a Camel."  |
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09-03-2006, 04:03 PM
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very funny! thanks
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09-03-2006, 06:04 PM
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haha- that is good. Gets ya thinking about marketing ideas....."[SIZE="4"]BUTT PROTECTORS[/SIZE]"?? I don't think that name would work some how!!
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09-05-2006, 10:56 AM
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Re: Safe Smoking
oh! man
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09-05-2006, 01:58 PM
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Re: Safe Smoking
That's a good one.
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09-05-2006, 05:00 PM
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Re: Safe Smoking
hahahahaha
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04-18-2007, 05:11 AM
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04-18-2007, 11:17 AM
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LOL
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04-18-2007, 05:39 PM
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Re: Safe Smoking
 Thats good stuff. I haven't heard that one. |
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