Questions about Sex

[edisonbird]

1. What doesn't belong in this list?
a. Meat,
b. Eggs,
c. Wife,
d.Blowjob
Answer: blowjobYou can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.

2. Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
Answer: So men can be open minded.

3. What's the speed limit of sex?
Answer: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

4. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
Answer: The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

5. What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
Answer: You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

6. Three words to ruin a man's ego...
Answer: "Is it in?"

7. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
Answer: A red h eaded bitch with a yeast infection.

8. How can you tell when! an auto mechanic just had sex?
Answer: One of his fingers is clean.

9. W! hat do you do with 365 used rubbers?
Answer. Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

10. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
Answer: They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber
breaks, you're screwed.

[relaxnsmoke]

All true! I have a variation to #3. What's the speed limit of sex?
Answer, 68...go any faster you have to stop and eat!

[Guido]

Very good...

Guido...

[2chairs]

9. W! hat do you do with 365 used rubbers?
Answer. Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Better yet... melt them down, shape them into cubes, label them as "Bubble Gum" and ship them to the French.

[MADURO_MAS_DURO]

Funny Chet!