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Courtesy Vehicle.

This is a discussion on Courtesy Vehicle. within the Jokes Forum forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; I had a customer drop his car off today for a minor service. There is very little profit in a ...

  
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    Nee "Tashaz" Mante's Avatar


     

    Courtesy Vehicle.

    I had a customer drop his car off today for a minor service. There is very little profit in a minor service but like everyone I do them to build a customer base (when I feel inclined)

    Said customer suggested that like the dealerships (which charge $30 an hour more than me) I should offer a loan car. Hmmmm...Ok. What can I do to keep said customer happy? I suggested I would be happy to call him a cab to wherever he needs to be if it was important he be somewhere on time. The reply? "Oh no, I just wanted to go down the mall & waste some time while you guys do what is needed".

    So I should supply a loan car whilst earning a very small amount working on his vehicle & supply him amusement in the mean time.

    I led him to believe that yes, I indeed have a loan "vehicle" that he could borrow even though it is a little less than ideal & may require some effort on his part to keep running properly even though the gas costs are minimal. I showed him this.
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    Last edited by Tashaz; 04-22-2013 at 07:15 AM.
    Refuses to remain the Droid they were all looking for.

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    Elder Puffer Fish Leader dj1340's Avatar


     

    Re: Courtesy Vehicle.

    That looks like 2 loaners really.
    The older I get, the better I used to be.

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    No longer a community member.


     

    Re: Courtesy Vehicle.

    LOL............

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    Evolving Lead Puffer Fish Deadhead Dave's Avatar


     

    Re: Courtesy Vehicle.

    I have to be honest, if you did that to me I would probably never bring my car to your shop again.

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    Elder Puffer Fish Leader dj1340's Avatar


     

    Re: Courtesy Vehicle.

    Quote Originally Posted by Deadhead Dave View Post
    I have to be honest, if you did that to me I would probably never bring my car to your shop again.
    You did realize this was posted in the JOKES FORUM.
    The older I get, the better I used to be.

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    Cigar Artist DarrelMorris's Avatar


     

    Re: Courtesy Vehicle.

    lol
    I believe in courtesy, the ritual by which we avoid hurting other people's feelings by satisfying our own egos. Kenneth Clark

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    Leading Puffer Fish bluesman.54's Avatar


     

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    Now that IS funny! Way to think on your feet.

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    Puffer Fish with many spikes nfusion770's Avatar


     

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    You could keep and old banana seat bicycle on hand for your better customers.
    He's thrown a kettle over a pub, what have you done?



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    Off to Cigar bum. com jhedrick83's Avatar


     

    Re: Courtesy Vehicle.

    Quote Originally Posted by dj1340 View Post
    That looks like 2 loaners really.
    Looks like a bigger loaner fleet than you thought!

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    Evolving Lead Puffer Fish Deadhead Dave's Avatar


     

    Re: Courtesy Vehicle.

    Quote Originally Posted by dj1340 View Post
    You did realize this was posted in the JOKES FORUM.
    I did not actually. Sorry about that, I should not post when half asleep.

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    Nee "Tashaz" Mante's Avatar


     

    Re: Courtesy Vehicle.

    Quote Originally Posted by Deadhead Dave View Post
    I did not actually. Sorry about that, I should not post when half asleep.
    Is all good.
    Refuses to remain the Droid they were all looking for.

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    Young Puffer Fish Coyote404's Avatar


     

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    Hah! I can just imagine the look on someones face...

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    Maturing Puffer Fish


     

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    LOL!

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    No longer a community member.


     

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    My wife is going to look at me funny when I go home tonight and refer to my sandals as my loaner vehicle.

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    True Derelict Fuzzy's Avatar


     

    Re: Courtesy Vehicle.

    With winter coming to your area soon, Warren, it is time to upgrade to the cold weather model.

    I don't always drink beer,,,
    OK, yes I do

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