A man was pulled over after being clocked going over the speed limit when the officer came to the window.
The driver let out a big WHEW! When he looked at the officer.
the officer asked him what that was about and the driver said that he was relieved that it wasn't "him".
the officer asked who "him" was and the driver explained that his wife had just ran off with an officer and he thought he was getting pulled over so that the officer could try and give her back....
the officer got such a kick that the driver got off with just a warning.