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This is a discussion on So, Your on a horse... within the Jokes Forum forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is sharp drop off, and on ...
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09-13-2006, 01:48 PM
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So, Your on a horse...
You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.
On your right side is sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the Kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? If you do not know, scroll down to see answer below. Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round! 
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09-13-2006, 01:51 PM
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Re: So, Your on a horse...
hahaha, I have to admit, I wasn't sure where that one was going.
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09-13-2006, 02:29 PM
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Re: So, Your on a horse...
that one threw me for a curve. very funny
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09-13-2006, 02:43 PM
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Re: So, Your on a horse...
I still think "You should probably wait until the carousel comes to a complete stop before attempting to disembark" is a funnier punchline.
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09-13-2006, 02:57 PM
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