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Steve Irwin Jokes - Sick and Probably Offensive To Many

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Old 09-13-2006, 08:46 PM   #1
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Steve Irwin Jokes - Sick and Probably Offensive To Many

Q: How many croc hunters does it take to capture a sting-ray?
A: Apparently more than one.

Steve Irwin's Australia Zoo is now serving Sting Ray...
It's Expensive, but Steve reckons "It's to die for!"

Steve Irwin's funeral music has been chosen by his wife - Crocodile
rock, sung by Sting.

Steve should have used more sun block to keep out the harmful rays.

Maybe Steve Irwin should have been wearing his Ray Bans!
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Re: Steve Irwin Jokes - Sick and Probably Offensive To Many

If I laughed at these, does that mean I am going to hell? I had something clever to respond with here, but thought it was a little too offensive...so I will keep it to myself
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Yep. We're all going to hell.
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Old 09-13-2006, 09:34 PM   #4
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eh, Didn't really laugh and probably could have gone without reading them, but you did mention in the title they are probably offensive, so guess its my bad for reading.
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Yep. We're all going to hell.
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Winston Churchill: "If you are going through hell, keep going."
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Wow, I bet his family wouldn't see the humor.
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Yep. We're all going to hell.

yeah, but have you ever laughed at a black or jew joke. we're definately all heading there.
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If I laughed at these, does that mean I am going to hell?

Yes...... yes it does.
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Re: Steve Irwin Jokes - Sick and Probably Offensive To Many

Man I loved Steve Irwin.
The man did a world of good for animals and conservation of predators.
Definitely an emptier world without him.
Definitely distasteful humor on this thread.

But........that said, I can't help it. This stuff is funny.
Very creative. The wit of some folks never ceases to fascinate me.
I sent it on to a bunch of friends and I only heard back from one so they must be praying for me right now as I must certainly be hell bound.
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Re: Steve Irwin Jokes - Sick and Probably Offensive To Many

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Q: How many croc hunters does it take to capture a sting-ray?
A: Apparently more than one.

That made me laugh. I think I'm more likely to go to hell for laughing at the inflatable doll joke, though.
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More Steve http://www.joecartoon.com/pages/goanna_anim
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That made me laugh. I think I'm more likely to go to hell for laughing at the inflatable doll joke, though.
OH that was a bad one...
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You are sick... gotta like that!!!!
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that was funnier than a three legged dog trying to pee while standing on a frozen pond. "Lord I apologize"
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