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Old 09-17-2006, 11:55 AM   #1
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Guy and girl fall in love.
Guy asks girl to marry him.
Girl says no.
They both live happily ever after.
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Old 09-17-2006, 09:26 PM   #2
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i have another one for ya? Even happier ending!!

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
said, "NO!"

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing,
camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had
to cook, had sex with whomever she pleased.... did whatever the hell
she wanted, never argued, travelled more, had many boyfriends,
saved more money, had all the hot water to herself, never had pubic hairs
under the toilet seat lid, watched girlie movies, never had football
on never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up your bum, had
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked good in sweat
pants and shirt, and burped, swore, & farted whenever she wanted to!

THE END
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Old 09-17-2006, 09:29 PM   #3
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Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Guy and girl fall in love.
Guy asks girl to marry him.
Girl says no.
They both live happily ever after.

I don't get it.

Are you saying the guy was a fairy?

Was that why the girl said no?
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Old 09-17-2006, 09:31 PM   #4
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Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Originally Posted by Kiwi Michelle
i have another one for ya? Even happier ending!!

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
said, "NO!"

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing,
camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had
to cook, had sex with whomever she pleased.... did whatever the hell
she wanted, never argued, travelled more, had many boyfriends,
saved more money, had all the hot water to herself, never had pubic hairs
under the toilet seat lid, watched girlie movies, never had football
on never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up your bum, had
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked good in sweat
pants and shirt, and burped, swore, & farted whenever she wanted to!

THE END
Gee.....tell us how you really feel Michelle.
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Old 09-17-2006, 09:31 PM   #5
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That is sick. I thoroughly enjoyed it Michelle.
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Old 09-17-2006, 10:39 PM   #6
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Gee.....tell us how you really feel Michelle.


hehe - no - i'm the one that said yes and is now putting up with all the things she isn't!!!
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Old 09-17-2006, 11:32 PM   #7
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Kiwi..some birds fly...some don't!!
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Old 09-18-2006, 12:45 AM   #8
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Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Originally Posted by Kiwi Michelle
i have another one for ya? Even happier ending!!

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
said, "NO!"

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing,
camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had
to cook, had sex with whomever she pleased.... did whatever the hell
she wanted, never argued, travelled more, had many boyfriends,
saved more money, had all the hot water to herself, never had pubic hairs
under the toilet seat lid, watched girlie movies, never had football
on never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up your bum, had
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked good in sweat
pants and shirt, and burped, swore, & farted whenever she wanted to!

THE END
A little bitter are we? j/k i get what you mean
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Old 09-18-2006, 10:40 AM   #9
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Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Originally Posted by Kiwi Michelle
i have another one for ya? Even happier ending!!

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
said, "NO!"

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing,
camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had
to cook, had sex with whomever she pleased.... did whatever the hell
she wanted, never argued, travelled more, had many boyfriends,
saved more money, had all the hot water to herself, never had pubic hairs
under the toilet seat lid, watched girlie movies, never had football
on never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up your bum, had
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked good in sweat
pants and shirt, and burped, swore, & farted whenever she wanted to!

THE END
Lol so true as my wife keeps reminding me :-)
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I don't get it.

Are you saying the guy was a fairy?

Was that why the girl said no?
If she had said yes and they had gotten married, they would have both ended up miserable. Instead they both lived happily ever after.
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