Broken Hearted

[Blueface]

Aging Mildred was a 93 year old woman who just wanted to end it all as she had lived a long life. She took her husband's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and be left a vegetable and burden her family, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart is located.
"On a woman", the doctor said, "your heart is just below your left breast".
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.

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Originally Posted by Blueface

Aging Mildred was a 93 year old woman who just wanted to end it all as she had lived a long life. She took her husband's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and be left a vegetable and burden her family, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart is located.
"On a woman", the doctor said, "your heart is just below your left breast".
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.

Ewwwww!

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[Simon Templar]

So rotten .......yet im grinning.....

[smokinpoke]

[Stog-a-Boy]

Oh man thats not right...well i guess it is but u know what i mean....

[snkbyt]

reminds me of my grandma. when she was a young woman she got a tattoo of an Eagle put upon her breast but now that shes old my grandfather says it looks like a Pelican sitting on a post.

[Kiwi Michelle]

hahahaha!! that is verrrry funny!! I wonder if she had heard of the cross your heart bra!

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