Open Fly

[Steve]

A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down.
A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your
barracks door is open."

Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his
way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done
shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open."
He zipped up and finished his shopping.

At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line
where the lady was that told him about his "barracks
door." He was planning to have a little fun with her,
so when he reached the counter he said, "When you
saw my barracks door open, did you see a Marine
standing in there at attention?"

The lady thought for a moment and said "No, no I
didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on
a couple of old duffel bags.

[Kiwi Michelle]

eeeeeewwwwwww!! can't eat my breakfast now!! one bad thing about this time difference - I am reading jokes way too early in the morning.

[adamh_25_]

hahaha....classic