Through the Eyes of a Child

[CapnCrusty]

Little Johnny was awakened, one night, by a strange sound coming from down the hall. He slid out his bed and looking out the door to his bedroom, looked up and down the hallway. Walking down the hall he could hear the noise was coming from his parents room. He brought his face close to the door and peered through the keyhole. His jaw dropped in amazement. He couldn't believe what he was seeing.

He quietly shuffled back down the hall and retreived his brother from his slumber. Little Timmy was still half asleep, rubbing his eyes with one hand, and dragging his teddy bear with the other. When they reached their parents door, Johnny whispered to his little brother, "I want you to see what mommy is doing to daddy. Look in here".

As little Timmy brought his face to the door to peer through the keyhole, Johnny quickly put his hand up to the door. Johnny looked intently at his little brother and told him, " Before you see this I want you to remember that the woman you're about to see was the same one that nearly beat the **** out of you for sucking your thumb.