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A Life's Lesson

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Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office.....but she Belonged to someone else...



One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you



The girl said, " NO."



Johnny said, " I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, You bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."



She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. She called her boyfriend and told him the story.



The boy f riend said, "Ask him for $200, then pick up the money Very fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down."



She agreed and accepted the proposal. Half an hour went by and the boyfriend was waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 ;minutes the boyfriend called and asked what happened......



She said, "The bastard used quarters!"



Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!
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Making a note of this . . . just in case -


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