Dad's Occupation

[alwest74]

Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up - fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley
with some guy for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said Johnny, "He an assistant football coach for the University of Tennessee Volunteers. I was just too embarrassed to say that."



Hunker down you hairy Dawgs!

[2chairs]

53 hunters in Tennesee were shot over the past weekend.

They were too embarrased to wear orange.

[TomN]

People are starting to feel that way about Notre Dame up here this year. I may use that joke.