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Old 10-05-2006, 08:06 PM   #1
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Older Than Dirt Quiz:

Count all the ones that you remember not the ones you were told about. Ratings at the bottom.

1. Blackjack chewing gum
2. Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water
3. Candy cigarettes
4. Soda pop machines that dispensed glass bottles
5. Coffee shops or diners with tableside juke boxes
6 Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers
7. Party lines
8. Newsreels before the movie
9. P.F. Flyers
10. Butch wax
11. Telephone numbers with a word prefix (OLive-6933)
12. Peashooters
13. Howdy Doody
14. 45 RPM records
15. S&H Green Stamps
16 Hi-fi's
17. Metal ice trays with lever
18. Mimeograph paper
19 Blue flashbulb
20. Packards
21. Roller skate keys
22. Cork popguns
23. Drive-ins
24. Studebakers
25. Wash tub wringers

If you remembered 0-5 = You're still young
If you remembered 6-10 = You are getting older
If you remembered 11-15 = Don't tell your age,
If you remembered 16-25 = You're older than dirt!

I might be older than dirt but those memories are the best part of my life.

I scored 22 and I think I am to young to be as old as dirt, but I could be wrong.
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Old 10-05-2006, 08:25 PM   #2
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Re: Older Than Dirt Quiz:

20. Hmmmm, I did not know I was as old as dirt yet. Damn!
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Old 10-05-2006, 08:58 PM   #3
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I remember all of it, but where I lived in the country, we didn't have a milk man.....they were available in more populated areas though. I did, however, know folks that would be more than happy to let me drink some fresh, right out of the cow.
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Old 10-05-2006, 08:59 PM   #4
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Count all the ones that you remember not the ones you were told about. Ratings at the bottom.

1. Blackjack chewing gum( No clue
2. Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water Remember it well
3. Candy cigarettes And bubble gum cigs too
4. Soda pop machines that dispensed glass bottles Pepsi baby
5. Coffee shops or diners with tableside juke boxes Stopped at them when going hunting with my dad
6 Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers Pretty sure about this one
7. Party lines We had one when I was in HS
8. Newsreels before the movie Remember them
9. P.F. Flyers Wore them
10. Butch wax No idea
11. Telephone numbers with a word prefix (OLive-6933) Remember from old tv shows
12. Peashooters Had them as a kid
13. Howdy Doody Used to watch it
14. 45 RPM records Still have them
15. S&H Green Stamps Mom used to save them(actually got a few toys with them, thanks mom)
16 Hi-fi's Console models
17. Metal ice trays with lever Had them as a kid
18. Mimeograph paper from somebody in the family
19 Blue flashbulb My first couple cameras used them
20. Packards Uncle wouldn't drive anything else
21. Roller skate keys Sister had them
22. Cork popguns Oh yeah
23. Drive-ins Parents took my sister and I every weekend
24. Studebakers Dad had an ugly blue one
25. Wash tub wringers Got my fargin arm run through one on the back porch

If you remembered 0-5 = You're still young
If you remembered 6-10 = You are getting older
If you remembered 11-15 = Don't tell your age,
If you remembered 16-25 = You're older than dirt!

I might be older than dirt but those memories are the best part of my life.

I scored 22 and I think I am to young to be as old as dirt, but I could be wrong.

I got 23, geezer here.
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Old 10-05-2006, 09:13 PM   #5
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Re: Older Than Dirt Quiz:

You don't rmember Butch Wax! Common. what did you put on your flat top? Give the man a +5 bonus for not being able to remember!

21 here - I ain't counting the ones I heard about on old TV shows.
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Old 10-05-2006, 09:16 PM   #6
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Crap, maybe being from LI helped, but I ate, wore, chewed, drank, used, collected, road in, listened to all of them.
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You don't rmember Butch Wax! Common. what did you put on your flat top? Give the man a +5 bonus for not being able to remember!

21 here - I ain't counting the ones I heard about on old TV shows.
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I had a flat top but have no idea what dad put on both our heads.. We were poor, I wouldn't be surprised if it had been lard on the roof. We were so poor that we couldn't afford Mr. Potato head, we just stuck shit on grandma's head.
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Old 10-05-2006, 09:48 PM   #9
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I remember all of it, but where I lived in the country, we didn't have a milk man.....they were available in more populated areas though. I did, however, know folks that would be more than happy to let me drink some fresh, right out of the cow.
Can ya wear the sheep boots for that, or do you need a different pair for the cows?
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Old 10-05-2006, 10:06 PM   #10
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Damn, 20 here, but no way I'm older than dirt...DUMBER than dirt maybe...
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Old 10-05-2006, 10:08 PM   #11
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I am an old friggen guy...I remembered them [SIZE="7"]ALL!!!!!!! [/SIZE]
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Old 10-05-2006, 11:44 PM   #12
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I'm 24 and I got six. I am from the sticks though...
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Old 10-06-2006, 06:34 AM   #13
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PF Flyers made you run faster and jump higher. I had them and most others had Keds.
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Sad, but the only thing I don't remember are newsreels before movies. Although I do remember those 3-D movies with the special glasses you had to wear.

Studebakers? I actually used to own one!
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Old 10-06-2006, 10:02 AM   #15
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This totally sucks!!!

I can vividly recognize and remember 23 out of 25.
I am one old bastage!
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