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A medical opinion?

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa: "The material we put
into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here years
ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.
Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High-fat diets can be disastrous, and
none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our
drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of
all, and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what
food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after
eating it?"

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row
raised his hand and said, "Wedding cake."
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