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AAlmeter · 11-03-2006, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by TheProdigalSon

Go ahead, check the IP. i have not ever been here before as a member, nor is it a prank.

You mean....you mean....you're real?

Well, I see from your profile that you are 20. I would like to congratulate the numerous safety sticker and warning label manufacturers throughout the country who have done a fine job. 20 years of success in savings someone from the dangers of hair spray and microwaveable pizza.

ResIpsa · 11-03-2006, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by TheProdigalSon

No, but your being fascist for saying he can't insult the troops.

I am becoming extremly po'ed. fact of the matter, none of you have anything more than i do. sure i was wrong on the first admendment thing, but people are acting as if he can't insult the troops. even if that was his intent, which it was not, who cares. Mark foley likes young boys, but hating on the troops trumps that apprently.

Yeah, and Bill Clinton liked to get blowjobs from nineteen year old interns in the Oval Office. But according to liberals that was a private matter right??

the hyprocrisy amazes me sometimes.

TheProdigalSon · 11-03-2006, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by AAlmeter

You mean....you mean....you're real?

Well, I see from your profile that you are 20. I would like to congratulate the numerous safety sticker and warning label manufacturers throughout the country who have done a fine job. 20 years of success in savings someone from the dangers of hair spray and microwaveable pizza.

I am not an idiot sir. but atlas i would expect this from a sheep.

TheProdigalSon · 11-03-2006, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by ResIpsa

Yeah, and Bill Clinton liked to get blowjobs from nineteen year old interns in the Oval Office. But according to liberals that was a private matter right??

the hyprocrisy amazes me sometimes.

she was 22, not 19.

And i have defended Mark Foley. im not a hypocrite.

AAlmeter · 11-03-2006, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by TheProdigalSon

No, but your being fascist for saying he can't insult the troops.

I am becoming extremly po'ed. fact of the matter, none of you have anything more than i do. sure i was wrong on the first admendment thing, but people are acting as if he can't insult the troops. even if that was his intent, which it was not, who cares. Mark foley likes young boys, but hating on the troops trumps that apprently.

Now just a minute here, I may be a fascist, but certainly not in this instance.

First, I thought he didn't insult the troops. And I certainly was not aware of the fact that he hated the troops! I need to join the liberal party so I can get this inside info that they send out in their newsletter.

Secondly, no one on the right side of the spectrum would ever want Kerry to shut up. Its political gold. That is like a Democrat asking Bush not to talk about nuclear reactors...come on...its just funny. It would be like me asking you to shut up...hell, this is great. You are proof of every claim ever made about a liberal.

No one has told Kerry he can't say what he wants about the troops, but in life (listen here...life lesson time), there are consequences to your actions. If you act like an asshat, you will get reamed. Think, memorize, and apply that tidbit of wisdom.

Now, you are more than welcome to get PO’ed if you so desire….I would not want to stifle your right to anger and self-pity. So carry on good man.

SDmate · 11-03-2006, 03:31 PM

cleanup in aisle 5

AAlmeter · 11-03-2006, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by TheProdigalSon

I am not an idiot sir. but atlas i would expect this from a sheep.

How could a sheep possibly produce an atlas? They have no thumbs with which to hold the pen, and most of them are not well traveled or schooled enough to have the cartographic knowledge necessary to compile an entire atlas. A roadmap of a small city...that I'd believe.

ResIpsa · 11-03-2006, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by AAlmeter

How could a sheep possibly produce an atlas? They have no thumbs with which to hold the pen, and most of them are not well traveled or schooled enough to have the cartographic knowledge necessary to compile an entire atlas. A roadmap or a small city...that I'd believe.

perhaps it could be done by an African sheep. African swallows are capable of carrying a coconut, according to Arthurian legend. Perhaps all African animals have similar special qualities.

TheProdigalSon · 11-03-2006, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by AAlmeter

Now just a minute here, I may be a fascist, but certainly not in this instance.

First, I thought he didn't insult the troops. And I certainly was not aware of the fact that he hated the troops! I need to join the liberal party so I can get this inside info that they send out in their newsletter.

Secondly, no one on the right side of the spectrum would ever want Kerry to shut up. Its political gold. That is like a Democrat asking Bush not to talk about nuclear reactors...come on...its just funny. It would be like me asking you to shut up...hell, this is great. You are proof of every claim ever made about a liberal.

No one has told Kerry he can't say what he wants about the troops, but in life (listen here...life lesson time), there are consequences to your actions. If you act like an asshat, you will get reamed. Think, memorize, and apply that tidbit of wisdom.

Now, you are more than welcome to get PO’ed if you so desire….I would not want to stifle your right to anger and self-pity. So carry on good man.

I am not the the sterotype of liberal. i want a fence at the border, how many liberals want that?

I did need help in school, it was asked for and i was passed over for it. how is this my fault? sure, i should have applyed my self more, but i needed to be met half way and i was not.

I did not act like an asshat, people took what i said but the public in general and ran with it.

I going to pull a Clinton here and say this is a CONSERVITE HIT-JOB being done on me.

TheProdigalSon · 11-03-2006, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by AAlmeter

How could a sheep possibly produce an atlas? They have no thumbs with which to hold the pen, and most of them are not well traveled or schooled enough to have the cartographic knowledge necessary to compile an entire atlas. A roadmap of a small city...that I'd believe.

you know what i mean. not a freaking atlas, but that the phrase.

AAlmeter · 11-03-2006, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by TheProdigalSon

I am not the the sterotype of liberal. i want a fence at the border, how many liberals want that?

I did need help in school, it was asked for and i was passed over for it. how is this my fault? sure, i should have applyed my self more, but i needed to be met half way and i was not.

I did not act like an asshat, people took what i said but the public in general and ran with it.

I going to pull a Clinton here and say this is a CONSERVITE HIT-JOB being done on me.

Oh no, there are many liberals on this board who would jump on this fun train if they were signed on right now.

Please see my signature for further affirmation.

AAlmeter · 11-03-2006, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by ResIpsa

perhaps it could be done by an African sheep. African swallows are capable of carrying a coconut, according to Arthurian legend. Perhaps all African animals have similar special qualities.

Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow.

I suppose an African sheep could produce an atlas. My apologies ProdigalSon....I completely forgot about the African sheep. 43 pen strokes a second I believe.