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Top Ten Signs You're Watching A Bad James Bond Movie

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Top Ten Signs You're Watching A Bad James Bond Movie

10. Asks everyone to call him "Jimbo"

9. Villain's private "lair" is the corner booth at Pizzeria Uno

8. It's set backstage at "Saturday Night Live"

7. The Aston Martin won't start, so Bond drives a '95 Ford Focus

6. It's about Dr. No's even more evil brother, Dr. Phil

5. Most impressive gadget? A clock that's also a radio

4. Bond's new catchphrase: "Git R Done"

3. Goodbye license to kill, hello license to inspect meat

2. Soundtrack by Kevin Federline

1. Halfway into the movie, James Bond is shot in the face by Dick Cheney
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