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This is a discussion on men's brains cost more... within the Jokes Forum forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; this one's for us girls and you guys who are secure enough to handle it... In the hospital the relatives ...
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03-15-2004, 04:18 PM
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Leading Puffer Fish
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men's brains cost more...
this one's for us girls and you guys who are secure enough to handle it...
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves." The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?" The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."
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03-15-2004, 10:06 PM
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MoTheMentor
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Uh!
I don't get it!! [ROFL] MoTheMan
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03-18-2004, 11:31 AM
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Leading Puffer Fish
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hehe... glad you're not offended - as they say, ignorance is bliss
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03-18-2004, 01:03 PM
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Leading Puffer Fish
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everyone knows men think with their penises
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03-19-2004, 10:44 AM
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Leading Puffer Fish
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THAT's the reason!!!! I always wondered - I guess that makes Brandon either italian or Japanese since he refers to it as either an eggroll or sausage!
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03-19-2004, 11:08 AM
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Leading Puffer Fish
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did you know that men name their penises because they don't want a stranger telling them what to do?
brandon calls his an eggroll, but according to matt and flipflop, it's really a springroll. |
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03-19-2004, 11:28 AM
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Leading Puffer Fish
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men are oh, so definitely from another place!
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