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This is a discussion on security system within the Jokes Forum forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used ...
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12-28-2006, 11:55 PM
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At the Asy-lum
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HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke, Slim and I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside Last edited by livwire68; 12-29-2006 at 12:10 AM.. |
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12-29-2006, 12:01 AM
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Leading Puffer Fish
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Re: security system
 good stuffLast edited by ghostrider; 12-29-2006 at 12:20 AM.. |
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12-29-2006, 12:39 AM
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RIP CS!
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You have really been on point lately, I like it
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12-29-2006, 03:20 AM
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Thats a great joke. I had to call my buddy and tell him and he started laughing so hard he cried.
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