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Old 01-01-2007, 10:00 AM   #16
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Right on target!!
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Old 01-01-2007, 10:01 PM   #17
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gotta love them Marines. Semper Fi
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Old 01-01-2007, 10:28 PM   #18
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Very funny
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Old 01-02-2007, 12:21 AM   #19
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Always puts a smile on my face , love it .
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Old 01-02-2007, 12:25 AM   #20
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Old 01-02-2007, 10:16 AM   #21
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Go read the "Patriot Act" or the Military Commisions Act of 2006, then tell me what rights are being protected. I think when the Bill of Rights has been torn apart, you are living in a Fascist Police State.

I also urge people to search "North American Union/Lou Dobbs" on youtube, and see what you think about that. The America that I loved is long gone...
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Old 01-02-2007, 11:20 AM   #22
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Go read the "Patriot Act" or the Military Commisions Act of 2006, then tell me what rights are being protected. I think when the Bill of Rights has been torn apart, you are living in a Fascist Police State.

I also urge people to search "North American Union/Lou Dobbs" on youtube, and see what you think about that. The America that I loved is long gone...
Welcome to the jungle. Impressive first post. You'll do well around here...
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Old 01-02-2007, 11:54 AM   #23
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This story celebrates breaking the law in an attempt to prove a religious point.
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Old 01-02-2007, 01:04 PM   #24
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Ghostrider...thanks for the comment. Hated to make my first post on a somewhat touchy issue, but it is one I'm passionate about. I'm also passionate about cigars, so I think I'll introduce myself in the newbie forum in a day or so. Love the site...have visited often but never signed up till now.
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Old 01-07-2007, 01:13 AM   #25
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Amen brother amen... We need more Marines.
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Old 01-07-2007, 12:02 PM   #26
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This story celebrates breaking the law in an attempt to prove a religious point.


Apparantly violence is just fine so long as you agree with the attackers point...
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Old 01-07-2007, 01:31 PM   #27
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Go read the "Patriot Act" or the Military Commisions Act of 2006, then tell me what rights are being protected. I think when the Bill of Rights has been torn apart, you are living in a Fascist Police State.

I also urge people to search "North American Union/Lou Dobbs" on youtube, and see what you think about that. The America that I loved is long gone...
DING! Down you go asswipe!

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Old 01-07-2007, 01:40 PM   #28
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Go read the "Patriot Act" or the Military Commisions Act of 2006, then tell me what rights are being protected. I think when the Bill of Rights has been torn apart, you are living in a Fascist Police State.

I also urge people to search "North American Union/Lou Dobbs" on youtube, and see what you think about that. The America that I loved is long gone...
If you are implying that the Marine Corps has created or enforces a fascist police state, you owe an applogy to an awful lot of people going back to the founding of this nation through me and upto the present. I stayed out of the prior thread where you shot your mouth off but your comments here put me over the boiling point when Marines are fighting right now to protect your traitorous, foolish ass. Still have not seen a cigar post out of you.
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Old 01-07-2007, 01:40 PM   #29
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A United States Marine was attending some college courses between
Assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of
the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the
ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to
knock me off this platform I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went
by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still
waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got
out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking
him off the platform. The professor was out cold.

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other
students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine
and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's
soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an
asshole. So, He sent me."
Absolutely priceless! There are times where I wished I could have done that to a couple of professors.

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Old 01-07-2007, 01:53 PM   #30
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You know, there are times in life when everyone needs an asskicking.

Unfortunatly, too many limps and do gooders step in the way of that asskicking in the name of self esteem and kindness and other such mindless drivel they learned about by watching Oprah while sitting in the ER waiting room preparing to have the gerbil taken out.



What really saddens me is when someone takes this BS moral high ground (never mind the fact that if it a bar and someone knocked over his fuzzy navel he would most likely unleash a torrent of clawing and hair pulling) over a freaking work of fiction!


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