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Old 01-07-2007, 01:59 PM   #31
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If you are implying that the Marine Corps has created or enforces a fascist police state, you owe an applogy to an awful lot of people going back to the founding of this nation through me and upto the present. I stayed out of the prior thread where you shot your mouth off but your comments here put me over the boiling point when Marines are fighting right now to protect your traitorous, foolish ass. Still have not seen a cigar post out of you.
Amazing. No, I am not implying that the Marine Corp. is knowingly contributing to the quote on quote New World Order agenda. I owe neither yourself or anyone else an apology for my views. Both of my grandfather's fought in the Pacific Theatre of WW2, and I have several friends who fought in Vietnam.

Interestingly enough, my buddies who fought in Nam' are the very people who taught me about the concept of the NWO and yes, the goal for a fascist one world government that IS unfolding, and that our young men and women of the armed forces are unknowingly contributing to by fighting in the phony "war on terrorism". I also have several friends going into both the Navy and Army, and they don't consider me a "traitorous, foolish ass" as you so put it.

I am done talking about this stuff here and, in turn, I suggest you do a little research on events in the world and please, don't jump to conclusions about people as you just did. Feel free to "shoot your mouth off" right back at me, but arguing with people on a message board is not how I want to spend my day. The End.
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Amazing. No, I am not implying that the Marine Corp. is knowingly contributing to the quote on quote New World Order agenda. I owe neither yourself or anyone else an apology for my views. Both of my grandfather's fought in the Pacific Theatre of WW2, and I have several friends who fought in Vietnam.

Interestingly enough, my buddies who fought in Nam' are the very people who taught me about the concept of the NWO and yes, the goal for a fascist one world government that IS unfolding, and that our young men and women of the armed forces are unknowingly contributing to by fighting in the phony "war on terrorism". I also have several friends going into both the Navy and Army, and they don't consider me a "traitorous, foolish ass" as you so put it.

I am done talking about this stuff here and, in turn, I suggest you do a little research on events in the world and please, don't jump to conclusions about people as you just did. Feel free to "shoot your mouth off" right back at me, but arguing with people on a message board is not how I want to spend my day. The End.

Ryan, all you have done since joining is post inflammatory comments about politics. you are now free to provoke other people, you have been ignored.
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Old 01-07-2007, 02:20 PM   #34
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A United States Marine was attending some college courses between
Assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of
the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the
ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to
knock me off this platform I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went
by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still
waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got
out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking
him off the platform. The professor was out cold.

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other
students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine
and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's
soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an
asshole. So, He sent me."
In 69 or 70, my friend got back from Viet Nam and lots of combat, he had 2 real Purple Hearts (not the rice in the butt type) and a Silver Star.

On his 2nd or 3rd day of college, instead of dumping his books in the garbage as he walked out in disgust, he should have tried that.
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Old 01-07-2007, 02:44 PM   #35
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Amazing. No, I am not implying that the Marine Corp. is knowingly contributing to the quote on quote New World Order agenda. I owe neither yourself or anyone else an apology for my views. Both of my grandfather's fought in the Pacific Theatre of WW2, and I have several friends who fought in Vietnam.

Interestingly enough, my buddies who fought in Nam' are the very people who taught me about the concept of the NWO and yes, the goal for a fascist one world government that IS unfolding, and that our young men and women of the armed forces are unknowingly contributing to by fighting in the phony "war on terrorism". I also have several friends going into both the Navy and Army, and they don't consider me a "traitorous, foolish ass" as you so put it.

I am done talking about this stuff here and, in turn, I suggest you do a little research on events in the world and please, don't jump to conclusions about people as you just did. Feel free to "shoot your mouth off" right back at me, but arguing with people on a message board is not how I want to spend my day. The End.
To call the war on terror phony is an insult and disrespectful to those who are fighting it. You think you are so knowledgable about what is really happening but you have deluded yourself into imbecility. You deny that there is a real terrorist presence in this world that seeks to take away our freedom and you posit the notion that those who defend our freedoms (our government and those who fight for it) are trying to take it away.

I am sick of you and people like you who indirectly help those who deny human rights, contribute to the morale of our enemies and contribute to the delusional premise that fighting terrorism creates it. IMHO too many people have died for you to call this conflict phony or otherwise. This country and this board deserves better than you.

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Old 01-07-2007, 03:00 PM   #36
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I'm done posting on any thread with our new member on it. I left the board po'd last night and again today. Just not worth it lately to fight. Not why I hang here.
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Old 01-07-2007, 03:23 PM   #37
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I would never imagine there is enough positive we can say about our Marines or any of our men and women in any branch of the Military.
I see this thread having been initiated with the intent to praise our Marines and yet somehow, there is always one person that can find a way to turn it into a piss match.

When I arrived in the US in 1966, my dad was so grateful for having been provided the opportunity to be here that just two weeks after arriving, he voluntarily enlisted for the military. Man did not know a word of English. Didn't know what the war was about. Didn't matter. This great land provided him and his family a new life and he wanted to show his gratitute.

Criticize what you may want about this country, as it is truly a land that offers that opportunity, but at some point, if it sucks so badly, leave. Since most die to come here, I am convinced the traffic is quite light in the other direction. If you are going to stay, never criticize those putting their lives on the line to defend our land, regardless of the cause for which they are there and whether you agree with it or not.

Great thing is the overwhelming majority of us are proud and truly support our troops, not only through our words, but our actions.
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Ghostrider...thanks for the comment. Hated to make my first post on a somewhat touchy issue, but it is one I'm passionate about. I'm also passionate about cigars, so I think I'll introduce myself in the newbie forum in a day or so. Love the site...have visited often but never signed up till now.
How can you passionate about cigars when you don't even frequent what is probably "the best" cigar store in the state that is less than 5 miles from your house?

Might be a good idea to become passionate about "fiting in" here.

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To call the war on terror phony is an insult and disrespectful to those who are fighting it. You think you are so knowledgable about what is really happening but you have deluded yourself into imbecility. You deny that there is a real terrorist presence in this world that seeks to take away our freedom and you posit the notion that those who defend our freedoms (our government and those who fight for it) are trying to take it away.

I am sick of you and people like you who indirectly help those who deny human rights, contribute to the morale of our enemies and contribute to the delusional premise that fighting terrorism creates it. IMHO too many people have died for you to call this conflict phony or otherwise. This country and this board deserves better than you.

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Apparantly violence is just fine so long as you agree with the attackers point...

Violence is the problem, not the solution.
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violence in jokes is ruining our world.
damn that george bush.
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Violence is the problem, not the solution.
Violence throughout history has been an effective means to destroy communists, overthrow tyrants, establish freedom, and provide peace throughout the world. I believe in violence.........it destroys my enemies.

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