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This is a discussion on United States Marine within the Jokes Forum forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; Originally Posted by ATLHARP Violence throughout history has been an effective means to destroy communists, overthrow tyrants, establish freedom, and ...

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Old 01-07-2007, 05:33 PM   #46
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Violence throughout history has been an effective means to destroy communists, overthrow tyrants, establish freedom, and provide peace throughout the world. I believe in violence.........it destroys my enemies.

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Old 01-07-2007, 05:37 PM   #47
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But what if those people are your friends?
Judging by the size of your lacrosse stick, I'd say you're overcompensating.
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Old 01-07-2007, 05:38 PM   #48
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But what if those people are your friends?
Well as long as they give us their oil, we will let them rebuild their mud-huts.

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Old 01-07-2007, 05:48 PM   #49
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Judging by the size of your lacrosse stick, I'd say you're overcompensating.

I'm not yet on a PE's salary Josh, so I can't afford that surgery. How'd that work out for you?

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Old 01-07-2007, 05:51 PM   #50
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I'm not yet on a PE's salary Josh, so I can't afford that surgery. How'd that work out for you?


Alan says it looks "natural".
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Old 01-07-2007, 06:40 PM   #51
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Violence is the problem, not the solution.
Well damn, here we have it! Finally! They hit us on 9/11, starting all this so that means THEY are the problem, not us, not Bush.

Hmm, if it's not the solution, I guess we just invite 'em over , let them do as they please and turn the other cheek until they're done? Oh wait...that's what the new leaders in Congress wanna do already.

On the upside, once they're done with us, the embargo should be over and we can all smoke as many cubans as we want.
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Old 01-07-2007, 07:48 PM   #52
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On the upside, once they're done with us, the embargo should be over and we can all smoke as many cubans as we want.
but you'll be dead... probably beheaded....
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...probably beheaded....

dammit greg, now someone's gonna start another xikar/palio thread
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Old 01-07-2007, 07:51 PM   #54
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Damn I always miss crap around here! Looks like you didn't even get to unpack before you pissed everyone off, well I read you're posts and I can understand why. See ya.
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Old 01-07-2007, 08:18 PM   #55
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but you'll be dead... probably beheaded....
Like the Japanese did to our POW during WWII when they weren't using dead soldiers for food. **** everyone who thinks we need to pull out of Iraq; that isn't a solution that will solve anything. I will admit that the leadership hasn't always been the best, however anybody who truly believes our presence isn't keeping that country from tearing itself apart lives in la-la-land.

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Sorry I disagree, violence is both. Look throughout world history, violence of some sort has been the igniting force behind every major war. Violence begets violence. I would prefer a diplomatic solution to our current engagement, but there isn't one. If we leave we will only prove IHTs sig line, which explains why we lost the war in Vietnam; the people in this country expect results now, well that isn't how a majority of the world works. So we give up, our sh!tty ass politicians decide doing what's right isn't what's right. Forget the soldiers who have been fighting and dying for our protection from people who would rather see us dead because our religious freedom and many other basic democratic freedoms. Those people don't believe in a democratic or diplomatic solution, they are only familiar with one type of solution - violence.

As for the original reason for this post, HOORAH!
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Can someone help me find the jokes forum? I seem to be lost. I DID try using the search feature. That's how I ended up here.

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Like the Japanese did to our POW during WWII when they weren't using dead soldiers for food. **** everyone who thinks we need to pull out of Iraq; that isn't a solution that will solve anything. I will admit that the leadership hasn't always been the best, however anybody who truly believes our presence isn't keeping that country from tearing itself apart lives in la-la-land. Sad but true.


As for the original reason for this post, HOORAH Found the joke. !
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Old 01-08-2007, 01:23 AM   #57
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"God and the soldier we adore
In times of strife, but not before
when the strife is past, and all things righted
God is forgotten and the soldier slighted." -- Rudyard Kipling

God bless the US Marines - I am glad they are on side.

Throughout human history there have always been, and there will always be, those who simply extol the ideals of peace and freedom and those who are willing to sacrifice for it.
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Old 01-08-2007, 01:35 AM   #58
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Go read the "Patriot Act" or the Military Commisions Act of 2006, then tell me what rights are being protected. I think when the Bill of Rights has been torn apart, you are living in a Fascist Police State.

I also urge people to search "North American Union/Lou Dobbs" on youtube, and see what you think about that. The America that I loved is long gone...
I hope Gunny lives near you, so he can tear your head off.

I'll be around in a bit to finish the rest of the quote, (metaphorically speaking, of course) \

Though I am not qualified as a Marine, Semper Fi on the OP
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Amazing. No, I am not implying that the Marine Corp. is knowingly contributing to the quote on quote New World Order agenda. I owe neither yourself or anyone else an apology for my views. Both of my grandfather's fought in the Pacific Theatre of WW2, and I have several friends who fought in Vietnam.

Interestingly enough, my buddies who fought in Nam' are the very people who taught me about the concept of the NWO and yes, the goal for a fascist one world government that IS unfolding, and that our young men and women of the armed forces are unknowingly contributing to by fighting in the phony "war on terrorism". I also have several friends going into both the Navy and Army, and they don't consider me a "traitorous, foolish ass" as you so put it.

I am done talking about this stuff here and, in turn, I suggest you do a little research on events in the world and please, don't jump to conclusions about people as you just did. Feel free to "shoot your mouth off" right back at me, but arguing with people on a message board is not how I want to spend my day. The End.
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