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Old 12-31-2006, 03:03 PM   #1
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A United States Marine was attending some college courses between
Assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of
the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the
ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to
knock me off this platform I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went
by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still
waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got
out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking
him off the platform. The professor was out cold.

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other
students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine
and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's
soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an
asshole. So, He sent me."
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Old 12-31-2006, 03:06 PM   #2
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Amen
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Old 12-31-2006, 03:09 PM   #3
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Amen
amen to that, great post
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Old 12-31-2006, 03:13 PM   #4
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Old 12-31-2006, 03:22 PM   #5
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Over 200 years of arranging meetings with the big guy. OOH RAH.
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Old 12-31-2006, 04:08 PM   #6
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Old 12-31-2006, 10:06 PM   #7
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Gotta love them jarheads!
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Old 12-31-2006, 11:20 PM   #8
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Re: United States Marine
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A United States Marine was attending some college courses between
Assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of
the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the
ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to
knock me off this platform I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went
by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still
waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got
out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking
him off the platform. The professor was out cold.

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other
students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine
and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's
soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an
asshole. So, He sent me."
Haha, that would be the coolest story if it was true.
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Old 12-31-2006, 11:25 PM   #9
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Cool story
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Old 01-01-2007, 12:19 AM   #10
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That's a good one.
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Old 01-01-2007, 12:48 AM   #11
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Old 01-01-2007, 02:34 AM   #12
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I like it! Great story.
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Old 01-01-2007, 03:02 AM   #13
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Hahahaha, AWESOME! That's some funny stuff. I know it's not exactly true, but it still gives you hope!!!!!
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Old 01-01-2007, 08:35 AM   #14
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Out-friggin'-standing!
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There are many teachers at all levels that could use that treatment.
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