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Old 01-17-2007, 03:58 AM   #1
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Balls and Guts - Medical definitions

[SIZE=3]We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

This should clear up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.fficeffice" />>>
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Old 01-17-2007, 04:00 AM   #2
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Re: Balls and Guts - Medical definitions

hahaha nice....and so true.

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Old 01-17-2007, 08:05 AM   #3
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Re: Balls and Guts - Medical definitions

Oh boy if I did either of them .... I would'nt have balls or guts left .
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Oh boy if I did either of them .... I would'nt have balls or guts left .
I like mine right where they are...
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very good michelle
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