Drinking Beer turns Men into Women

[Wetterhorn]

Drinking Beer turns Men into Women
Cigar Dave Humor: December 28, 2002

Sad news about beer. You have to hope this study is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable. Scientists suggested that the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were each fed 6 pints of beer within a one-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men:

* Gained Weight
* Talked excessively without making sense
* Became overly emotional
* Couldn't drive
* Failed to think rationally
* Argued over nothing
* Had to sit down while urinating
* Showed no interest in sex
* Refused to apologize when wrong

No further testing is planned!

[Lamar]

Ouch! Better not let Cute & Pretty see this one!

[LeafHog]

Originally Posted by Wetterhorn

To test the theory, 100 men were each fed 6 pints of beer within a one-hour period.

Hey! Turns out I've been researching this theory for years!!

[Churchlady]

HEY!!!

I know a number of guys like that without the beer!
Wait a minute, now that I think about it, they might not have been guys, just really butchy girls, that is so sad, they were really fat too, oh well, it doesn't seem that important, one of them told me they just wrecked their car putting on mascara, so they must be girls, or maybe they're guys....
what was I saying? Oh, I must have been rambling on without saying anything!!!!!

[coppertop]

MFAO

Nice post

[mykl]

lol, thats a good one. but if i drank 6 pints of beer in one hour i would.....


*puke my guts out

*pass out on the floor