New Dog Cross Breeds

Sent to me by my sister:

New Dog Cross Breeds. The following breeds will now be recognized by the AKC:
Collie x Lhasa Apso =Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
Pointer x Setter =Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Great Pyrenees x Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
Irish Water Spaniel x English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer , a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
Labrador Retriever x Curly Coated Retriever =Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
Newfoundland x Basset Hound =Newfound Asset Hound , a dog for financial advisors
Terrier x Bulldog =Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
Bloodhound x Labrador =Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
Malamut x Pointer = Moot Point, owned by...Oh, well, it doesn`t matter anyway
Collie x Malamut =Commute, a dog that travels to work
Deerhound x Terrier =Derrier, a dog that`s true to the end
Bull Terrier + Shitzu =Oh, never mind ...