Never choke in a restaurant in the South.

[okie2]

Two hillbillies walk
into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their
moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a
sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that
she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin
ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. " Kin ya breathe?" The
woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head, "no". The hillbilly walks over
to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and
quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so
shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her
mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to
the bar. His partner says "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick
Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"

[DonJefe]

LMAO! Hillbilly and redneck jokes never get old!!

[Habana Mike]

Be careful choking in the far East as well:

Bangkok, indeed!

[MoTheMan]

Originally Posted by Habana Mike

Be careful choking in the far East as well:

Bangkok, indeed!

Bangkok, hmm!!!