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This is a discussion on The toothbrush. within the Jokes Forum forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; Did ya'll know that the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas? Stands to reason......if it had been invented anywhere else they'd ...
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11-07-2004, 05:07 PM
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The toothbrush.
Did ya'll know that the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas? Stands to reason......if it had been invented anywhere else they'd of called it a teethbrush.
 Now Leafhog......I was just foolin' around. OUCH! HEEEELP!
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11-08-2004, 10:19 AM
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Re: The toothbrush.
Oh My God!!!!!!
Let's just slam the land of the leafhog....
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11-08-2004, 10:28 AM
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Re: The toothbrush.
It's funny because its true...............
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11-08-2004, 11:45 AM
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11-08-2004, 05:31 PM
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Re: The toothbrush.
Speaking of teeth....
Do you know what the best pickup line in Nebraska (and maybe Arkansas ) is?You look her straight in the eye and say, "Nice tooth!"
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11-08-2004, 06:17 PM
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What does the AU grad say to the KU grad?
Would you like fries with that sir?
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11-08-2004, 06:18 PM
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Re: The toothbrush.
How do you get an AU grad off your porch?
Pay for the pizza.
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11-08-2004, 06:21 PM
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Re: The toothbrush.
What's a virgin in Arkansas?
A six year old that can outrun her brothers.
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11-08-2004, 07:08 PM
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I can't argue with either of those, UofA ain't exactly Harvard.  I won't even touch the last one though........that's just wrong Here's to your having a beetle infestation k-hat!! 
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11-14-2004, 07:21 PM
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Re: The toothbrush.
Commonly heard phrase in Arkansas........"I swear to God officer, I was just tryin' to help that pig over the fence!"
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11-14-2004, 07:23 PM
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Where the name Arkansas Razorback came from........"Raise yer back Jim!"
OMG, I'm just evil!
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11-15-2004, 10:47 AM
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Re: The toothbrush.
[SIZE=7]OUCH![/SIZE]
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11-15-2004, 10:53 AM
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Dumb Kansas Laws:
Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats. Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights. No one may catch fish with his bare hands. The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks. If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. Kansas state motto: First Of The Rectangle States
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11-15-2004, 12:36 PM
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Re: The toothbrush.
Why does Kansas have so many tornados?
Cause Kansas sucks wind! Anything to help out a brother. 
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11-15-2004, 12:41 PM
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Re: The toothbrush.
If you're driving to Arkansas, be sure & remove all books from the car before crossing the state line. You could get arrested for smuggling.
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