The closet

[mike32312]

>A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
>
>Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the
>bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts
>her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
>
>The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is."
>Boy - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice."
>Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks."
>Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?" Boy - "$250"
>
>In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are
>in the closet together.
>Boy - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
>The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" Boy - "$750"
>Man - "Sold."
>
>A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's
>go outside and have a game of catch. The boy says, "I can't, I sold my
>baseball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
>
>Boy -"$1,000." The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your
>friends like that, its way more than those two things cost. I'm going
>to take you to church and make you confess." They go to the church and
>the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he
>closes the door.
>
>The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that shit
>again, you're in my closet now"

[Nutiket_32]

that is awesome.