Airport Security

[Steve]

I apologise in advance, but after a couple of runins with "Airport Security Professionals", I couldn't help myself!!!
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Almost 150 years ago President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a
private investigator, Alan Pinkerton, for protection.


That was the beginning of the Secret Service.

Since that time federal police authority has grown to a large number of
multi-letter agencies:

FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, ATF, etc.

Now comes the Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service.


Can't you just see them now?


These highly trained men and women in their black outfits with initials
in large white letters across their backs?

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