The Monkey in the tavern

[Little Giant]

[SIZE="3"]One afternoon a man entered a tavern that he had never visited before. He took a seat at the bar and ordered a martini.
The bartender mixed the drink and, just as he sat in front of the customer, a monkey came running down the bar and sat in the martini.
The man asked the bartender, "Did you see that, did you see what that monkey just did?" The bartender nodded and the man said, "I'm not drinking that. Make me another."
The bartender made a fresh martini and just as he sat it on the bar the monkey came scampering down the bar and sat in the new martini.
The man said, "He did it again. Who the h#ll does that monkey belong to?" the bartender said, "He belongs to the piano player."
The man got off his stool, went to the piano and asked the pianist, " Say do you know your monkey put his a$$ in my martini?"
The pianist replied, "No, but if you'll hum a few bars I think I can fake it." [/SIZE]

[scoutmaster022]

Enjoyed that

[cigarbob]

Thanks.