Dating in the 50's

[mr.c]

It's the summer of 1957 and Harold goes to pick up
his date, Peggy Sue. Harold's a pretty hip guy with his

own car and a duck tail hairdo.

When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's mother
answers and invites him in. "Peggy Sue's not ready yet,

so why don't you have a seat?"

Peggy Sue's mother asks Harold what they're planning
to do. Harold replies politely that they will probably just

go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie.

Peggy Sue's mother responds, "Why don't you kids go
out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it."

Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Harold
and he says, "Whaaaat?"

"Yes," says Peggy Sue's mother, "We know Peggy Sue
really likes to screw; Why, she'd screw all night if we

let her!"

Harold's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to
ear. Immediately, he has revised the plans for the evening.

A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in
her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes, and announces

that she's ready to go.

Almost breathless with anticipation, Harold escorts
his date out the front door while Mom is saying, "Have a good

evening kids," with a small wink for Harold.

About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue

rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and
screams at her mother:
"Dammit, Mom! It's the Twist! It's called The
Twist!"

[Steve]

Good One!

[M1903A1]

You owe me for the rum'n'coke I just sprayed all over my monitor....

[God]

Hehehehehe...

[daviddunn]

Hahaha...