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WNCsmoker · 03-26-2007, 01:02 PM

read the joke a few posts down about a monkey in a bar and it reminded me of this one.

so this astronaut goes into a bar and notices this pirate sitting at the far end of the bar with a monkey on his shoulder. the astronaut orders a martini and after taking a sip the monkey runs over and grabs the olive and eats it. the astronaut is a little angry and consults the pirate. the pirate says he does that sometimes, eating things that he isnt supposed to. ill buy you a new drink. the pirate buys the astronaut a new martini and the monkey eats the olive again. well over the next few months or so the pirate and the astronaut get to being friends and the astronaut gets used to the pirates monkeys eating his olives. one day the astronaut and the pirate decide to play a game of pool and about half way through the game the monkey jumps off the pirates shoulder and eats the cue ball. the next week the pirate and the monkey arent at the bar but then the next week they return and the pirate buys the astronaut a martini and the monkey grabs the olive and sticks up his a$$ and then pulls it out and eats it. the astronaut asks what that was about and the pirate says ever since the cue ball the monkey here checks to make sure stuff fits.