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This is a discussion on Here's a helpful tip for you cat owners. within the Jokes Forum forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; How To Clean A Cat: 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet ...
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12-18-2004, 04:37 PM
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Here's a helpful tip for you cat owners.
How To Clean A Cat:
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water. 3. Obtain the cat and carry him to the bathroom. 4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for anything he can find. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective. 6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself. Sincerely, The Dog 
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12-18-2004, 05:57 PM
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Re: Here's a helpful tip for you cat owners.
PRECIOUS!!
 Made for a good laugh. Kudos to you jjhop.
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12-20-2004, 09:22 AM
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Re: Here's a helpful tip for you cat owners.
or you could use the dryer to dry. My first thought was the microwave but that would be mean.
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12-22-2004, 01:46 PM
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Re: Here's a helpful tip for you cat owners.
Just remember Santa might be watching this thread,you cruel pondscum!
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12-22-2004, 03:37 PM
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Re: Here's a helpful tip for you cat owners.
fabulous.....I often wondered how to go about washing my cats. Thanks for the idea 
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01-01-2005, 12:45 AM
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Leading Puffer Fish
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Re: Here's a helpful tip for you cat owners.
I thought you ment clean as in clean a fish. I guess you dress a cat before you cook it.
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01-02-2005, 03:12 AM
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Re: Here's a helpful tip for you cat owners.
Good one!!
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