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This is a discussion on Jake was dying... within the Jokes Forum forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears ...
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01-10-2005, 12:30 AM
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Jake was dying...
Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face.Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up, and his pale lips began to move slightly.
"Becky, my darling," he whispered. "Hush, my love," she said. "Rest, don't talk." He was insistent. "Becky," he said in his tired voice. "I have something that I must confess." "There isn't anything to confess," replied the weeping Becky, "everything's alright, go to sleep." "No, no, I must die in peace, Becky. I... I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!" "I know," whispered Becky, "that's why I poisoned you."
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01-10-2005, 03:12 PM
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Re: Jake was dying...
Thats was Great, made my day
 I'll bet she gave him a Vilar & Vilar torpedo, anyway the last one I had sure tasted like poison! 
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01-10-2005, 05:51 PM
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Re: Jake was dying...
 Ouch
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