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Old 05-03-2007, 03:37 PM   #1
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My Dad is Gay...
Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came up --fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.

David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll
go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money.'


The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
otherchildren to work on some colouring, and took little David aside to
askhim, 'Is that really true about your father?'


'No,' said David, 'He plays for the Toronto Maple Leafs but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.'
dedicated to all those Leafs fans...hehe
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Simply beautiful!!
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Would of been funnier if he said he played for the Florida Gators.
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Now that is FUNNY
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Recycled attorney jokes are the best.
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I thought you would like that one Stormin
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Thought I would bump this up as hockey season is upon us again!
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I am in Poland and I find your joke funny. I heard of the Toronto Leafs here from hockey fans.
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Cincinnati Reds ballplayer would have worked in this joke too.
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