Jesus and Tiger Woods

[Legendary]

[SIZE=2]Moses and Jesus are playing golf. Moses selects a five iron and tees off. His ball lands in the lake.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]It's Jesus' turn. "Tiger Woods would use this," he says, grabbing a five iron.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]"But my shot ended up in the lake!" Moses protests. "You should use a four iron."[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]"Nope. Tiger Woods would use a five."[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]So Jesus swings hard - and hits the ball into the lake. He's walking on the water looking for it when a man approaches.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]"Who does that guy think he is, Jesus Christ?" the man asks.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]"No," Moses explains. "He IS Jesus. He thinks he's Tiger Woods."[/SIZE]

[TDockUSC]

Funny. Reminds me of the one about Rick Pitino:

What's the difference between God and Rick Pitino? God doesn't think he's Rick Pitino.

[Uniputt]

That's an oldie, but a goodie!

Here's another old joke it remined me of:

Moses and Jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day.

Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one.
The ball landed in the fairway, but rolled directly toward a water hazard. Quickly Moses raised his club,the water parted and it rolled to the other side, safe and sound.

Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long one directly toward the same water hazard. It landed right in the centre of the pond and kind of hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the pond (he does wak on water, ya know) and chipped the ball onto the green.

The third guy got up and sort of randomly whacked the ball.
It headed out bounced off a truck and hit a nearby tree.
From there, it bounced onto the roof of a shack close by and rolled down into the gutter, down the drainspout, out onto the fairway and straight toward the aforementioned pond. On the way to the pond, the ball hit a little stone and bounced out over the water onto a lily pad, where it rested quietly. Suddenly a very large bullfrog jumped up on a lily pad and snatched the ball into his mouth. Just then, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the frog and flew away. As they passed over the green, the frog squealed with fright and dropped the ball, which bounced right into the cup for a hole in one.

Moses turned to Jesus and said, "Jesus, I really hate playing with your Dad!"