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A duck and his grapes

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Old 06-09-2007, 12:08 AM   #1
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A duck and his grapes

there was a duck and he walked into a grocery store and asked " do
you have any grapes?"
Store keeper: no come back later! So the duck went home and came
back a half an hour later and walked into the store. then he asked "
Do you have any grapes?"
Store keeper: NO! come back later i said! So the duck went home and
came back a half an hour later and said " Do you have any grapes?"
Store keeper:" NO!!! and if you ask again i will shoot you!!"
Duck: Do you have any bullets?"
Store keeper: " no."
Duck: " do you have any grapes?"
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Old 06-09-2007, 12:15 AM   #2
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Re: A duck and his grapes

It was funnier when Nicholas told it a month ago!


ok, it's really stupid, but still funny.
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Old 06-09-2007, 12:23 AM   #3
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Re: A duck and his grapes

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It was funnier when Nicholas told it a month ago!


ok, it's really stupid, but still funny.
now I have to search before posting stupid jokes
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Old 06-09-2007, 12:24 AM   #4
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Re: A duck and his grapes

it's a classic none the less
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