The Thief

[Steve]

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre Museum.

After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made
it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when
his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an
obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the
paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

[DriftyGypsy]

Originally Posted by Steve

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre Museum.

After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made
it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when
his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an
obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the
paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

(and you thought I didn't have De Gaulle to send this on to
someone else.)

Well, I figure I have nothing Toulouse.

[SmokeyJoe]

Originally Posted by DriftyGypsy

(and you thought I didn't have De Gaulle to send this on to
someone else.)

Well, I figure I have nothing Toulouse.

Wow... not bad. Such a quick wit! Or at least half of it... (just kidding... nicely "pun").

[Smokey Bob]

Originally Posted by Steve

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre Museum.

After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made
it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when
his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an
obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the
paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

Once again, every good pun deserves a rousing...

GROAN

Robert

[Steve]