In Loving Memory

[screwbag]

It is with heavy heart that I must pass on the following news.
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the Entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications
from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack,
the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain
Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man
who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show
business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.
He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on
half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a
crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and
Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his
elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes

[M1903A1]

[Smokey Bob]

I shudder to think you were very nearly a guest in my house a couple weeks ago.


JUST KIDDING Robert... but that was pretty bad you know.

[borndead1]

[size="5"]booooooooooooooooo!!!!!!![/size]

[screwbag]

ah what can I say...an old skydiving buddy emailed me that...it made me chuckle so i had to post it

[JaKaAch]

I thought it was punny.

[Addiction]

I like it screw, its cute.

[The Mum]

it makes u smile.