Men VS Women

[Shaggy17sc]

Dining Out: When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob, and John will each throw in $20, even though the bill is only $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back.

When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

Money: A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 thing she doesnt want

Bathrooms: A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday inn.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items

Arguments: A woman has the last word in ANY argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Future: A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Success: A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man

Marriage: A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesnt
A man marries a woman expecting that she wont change, and she does

Offspring: Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends , favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.



Lets all keep in mind this is a joke, I dont wanna be hung for it