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Old 03-21-2005, 10:01 PM   #1
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The lawyer and the porsche
A lawyer parks his brand new Porsche in front of the

office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the

car, a truck comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes

off the door before speeding off.

More than a little distraught, the lawyer grabs his

mobile and calls the police. Five minutes later, the police arrive.

Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the

lawyer starts screaming hysterically: "My Porsche, my beautiful

black Porsche is ruined. No matter how long at the panel beaters

it'll simply never be the same again!"

After the lawyer finally finishes his rant, the

policeman shakes his head in disgust: "I can't believe how

materialistic

you bloody lawyers are," he says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life."

"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?",

snaps the lawyer. The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise

that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you." The lawyer

looks down in absolute horror "BLOODY HELL!!!!!! he screams........

"Where's my Rolex ????..."
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Old 03-21-2005, 10:29 PM   #2
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Hilarious!!
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Old 03-21-2005, 10:37 PM   #3
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Heeyyyy now ... we're not ALL that bad -
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Heeyyyy now ... we're not ALL that bad -
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Old 03-22-2005, 12:15 AM   #5
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Heeyyyy now ... we're not ALL that bad -
No offense intended!
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Old 03-22-2005, 12:35 AM   #6
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None taken - hey, if you can't laugh at yourself (or your profession), you're taking yourself WAY too seriously, right? Besides, some of my professional brethren have earned that reputation - SELAH
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I love lawyer jokes........I forward them to a lawyer friend of mine.

...........just to make his day!

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Wait, so did he get his rolex back?
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