Husband and Wife Store

[SMcGregor]

A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When
women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the

entrance:- You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the
value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any
item from a particular floor or may choose to go up to the next floor, but
you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The 2nd floor sign reads:Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

The 3rd floor sign reads:Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are
extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep
going.

She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs,
Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:Floor 5 - These men Have
Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have A
Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this
floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.


To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just
across the street.

The 1st floor has wives who love sex.

The 2nd floor has wives who love sex and have money.

The 3rd through6th floors have never been visited.

[Darrell]

Nice one!

[hova45]

that is one good joke

[CIGARTOYZ]

Originally Posted by hova45

that is one good joke

so so true I love it

[snkbyt]

[gefell]

[macjoe53]

Originally Posted by SMcGregor

A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When
women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the

entrance:- You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the
value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any
item from a particular floor or may choose to go up to the next floor, but
you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The 2nd floor sign reads:Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

The 3rd floor sign reads:Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are
extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep
going.

She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs,
Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:Floor 5 - These men Have
Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have A
Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this
floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.


To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just
across the street.

The 1st floor has wives who love sex.

The 2nd floor has wives who love sex and have money.

The 3rd through6th floors have never been visited.

Man! That's a shame. The third floor was the wives who love sex, have money and own both a liquor store and a B&M.

[taltos]

Originally Posted by macjoe53

Man! That's a shame. The third floor was the wives who love sex, have money and own both a liquor store and a B&M.

and have aCuban import license.

[macjoe53]

Originally Posted by taltos

and have aCuban import license.

Did I mention the nymphomanic twin sister?

[Smokey Bob]

Thanks for the chuckle. Good one.

Robert