The Official "I'm sorry for trolling" essay thread

[floydp]

Originally Posted by RumblePen

But guys, I'm a poor college student, did I mention I was female?

FEMALE? what are you wearing?? j/k Anita's to close by anyway...

[floydp]

Originally Posted by cameroncouch02

I hope you all enjoy that story. As told from the perspective of a newbie.

Excellent story, Welcome to CS, enjoy your stay and with patience, good things will come your way..

[cameroncouch02]

Originally Posted by floydp

Excellent story, Welcome to CS, enjoy your stay and with patience, good things will come your way..

Thanks man, it was inspired by Klugs, and dedicated to him as well

[Gordon in NM]

Originally Posted by cameroncouch02

Hope that meets criteria.

Jeez, the guy's been here a week, and he's already got more posts than me.

I'm starting to think that I'm just not verbose enough for this place

Oh well....

Gordo

[opus]

I'm sorry I trolled Dave. I'll have my essay for you tomorrow.

[madurofan]

Originally Posted by RumblePen

But guys, I'm a poor college student, did I mention I was female?

You'll need to empty your mailbox now

[cameroncouch02]

Nope, just have no life.

[kvm]

Originally Posted by floydp

What if you only look like a troll??

Originally Posted by floydp

How bout a 5 word essay?

I want cubans

Frank your killing me. Your the funny man and Anita is dangerous

[piperman]

I think maybe I was a troll, Now I dont post anymore!

[Neuromancer]

Originally Posted by Gordon in NM

Jeez, the guy's been here a week, and he's already got more posts than me.

I'm starting to think that I'm just not verbose enough for this place

Oh well....

Gordo

I did that elsewhere...got hammered good for it too...so you live and learn...looks like Cameron is picking up on it quickly...

[SeanGAR]

Trolling for bacon......

I was raised in a poor but honest family. So poor, in fact, that we couldn't afford bacon. So I managed to get bacon wherever I could .... any lock that ain't locked when no one's around, friends houses, dumpsters at the high school, you name it.

Perhaps thats why bacon has been such a treat for me ... I always had to work so hard to get some. I don't care if its soggy or crisp. Oh, sure, I prefer a nice crispy piece of bacon .... so sweet and salty .... crumbling apart as you chew it ... but half cooked soggy bacon I'll eat as well.

So that is my story. Even today I am unable to afford bacon. I look for the crumbles that fall off double bacon cheeseburgers at Arbys ... scrounging on the floor for that big half-inch piece I dream of finding. Some days find me standing waist deep in a dumpster behind Denny's looking for that elusive half-eaten meat lover's breakfast.

But don't give me back bacon, or as they call it down here "Canadian bacon".
"Senor, I served bacon. I knew bacon. Bacon was a friend of mine. Senor, you're no bacon.

[celticgent]

well, IHT accused me numerous times of being a troll, and even took away ring gauge because of it.

i refuse to give an essay, simply because i have way more than 500 words on this board and am trying to stay out of trouble.

[cameroncouch02]

Arby's doesnt sell burgers. They sell sandwiches LOL.

[SeanGAR]

Originally Posted by cameroncouch02

Arby's doesnt sell burgers. They sell sandwiches LOL.

The story wasn't real .... shhhhh ... I'm waiting on the arrival of packages of bacon!

[ComicBookFreak]

Originally Posted by SeanGAR

The story wasn't real .... shhhhh ... I'm waiting on the arrival of packages of bacon!

Someone needs to send SeanGAR a whole live pig.

CBF