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This is a discussion on The Official "I'm sorry for trolling" essay thread within the New Puffer Fish Forum forums, part of the The Cigar Lounges at Puff category; Originally Posted by SeanGAR Trolling for bacon...... I was raised in a poor but honest family. So poor, in fact, ...
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Old 09-29-2005, 11:13 AM   #31
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Re: The Official "I'm sorry for trolling" essay thread
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Trolling for bacon......

I was raised in a poor but honest family. So poor, in fact, that we couldn't afford bacon. So I managed to get bacon wherever I could .... any lock that ain't locked when no one's around, friends houses, dumpsters at the high school, you name it.

Perhaps thats why bacon has been such a treat for me ... I always had to work so hard to get some. I don't care if its soggy or crisp. Oh, sure, I prefer a nice crispy piece of bacon .... so sweet and salty .... crumbling apart as you chew it ... but half cooked soggy bacon I'll eat as well.

So that is my story. Even today I am unable to afford bacon. I look for the crumbles that fall off double bacon cheeseburgers at Arbys ... scrounging on the floor for that big half-inch piece I dream of finding. Some days find me standing waist deep in a dumpster behind Denny's looking for that elusive half-eaten meat lover's breakfast.

But don't give me back bacon, or as they call it down here "Canadian bacon".
"Senor, I served bacon. I knew bacon. Bacon was a friend of mine. Senor, you're no bacon.
If a write a 500 word essay on arby's will somebody send me some. all this bacon talk made me realize that since i moved to DC, i have yet to discover an Arby's

Seriously though nice idea Dave, great way to humble as well as reward newbs.
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Old 09-29-2005, 11:34 AM   #32
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Re: The Official "I'm sorry for trolling" essay thread
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well, IHT accused me numerous times of being a troll, and even took away ring gauge because of it.
different type of troll.
starting sh*t and "trolling" for cigars are two different things.
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Old 09-29-2005, 11:39 AM   #33
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oh.

perhaps i could be referred to as a hobgoblin next time.

that way i can keep it straight.
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Old 09-29-2005, 11:45 AM   #34
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The story wasn't real .... shhhhh ... I'm waiting on the arrival of packages of bacon!
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Old 09-29-2005, 12:00 PM   #35
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The story wasn't real .... shhhhh ... I'm waiting on the arrival of packages of bacon!
Nothing is worse than a lowdown scum suckin bacon troller
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Old 09-29-2005, 12:08 PM   #36
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Nothing is worse than a lowdown scum suckin bacon troller
Hey ..... I resemble that remark. Can you help a brother out? I like center cut the best ... and nothing goes as well with bacon as waffles and maple syrup. Uhmmmm .... maple syrup from those single serving 500ml bottles.....
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Old 09-29-2005, 01:45 PM   #37
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Umm. okay..lol. Im so excited about my first box coming today.
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Old 09-29-2005, 01:53 PM   #38
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Hey ..... I resemble that remark. Can you help a brother out? I like center cut the best ... and nothing goes as well with bacon as waffles and maple syrup. Uhmmmm .... maple syrup from those single serving 500ml bottles.....
With the easy "per bite" pouring.
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Old 09-29-2005, 02:07 PM   #39
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If a write a 500 word essay on arby's will somebody send me some. all this bacon talk made me realize that since i moved to DC, i have yet to discover an Arby's
There's an arby's in Rockville at the corner of Rockville Pike and Old Georgetown Road next to Popeye's if you're willing to go that far just for arby's.
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Old 09-29-2005, 02:15 PM   #40
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There's an arby's in Rockville at the corner of Rockville Pike and Old Georgetown Road next to Popeye's if you're willing to go that far just for arby's.
For Arby's goodness i think i can manage. i have to run some errands later today, time willing i'd like to get there.

edit: actually i just found an Arby's down the road from Georgetown Tobacco, which just so happens to be on my errands list.
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Someone needs to send SeanGAR a whole live pig.

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Hey!! I resemble that remark!!

SeanGar, I got this guy...tall, dorky, likes to fish, likes to drink all the freshly roasted coffee....he can get to the stuff....

"You lika da bacon? Da bacon isa good? I get you da bacon"....
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Old 09-29-2005, 04:12 PM   #42
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Lemme see if I got this right:

This is where newbs can apologize for trying to wheedle free cubans out of people, and their reward for that is... free cubans ?




Screw it - SeanGar NEEDS To send me some Cuban MEAT - and Quickly!
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asking for Seangar's meat is kinda sick
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asking for Seangar's meat is kinda sick

Whatever - people can say its hype all they want:

Have YOU tried SeanGar's Meat? I didn't think so... In fact, I think you're a Meat-troller.

now go write me an essay about the inappropriateness of trolling for SeanGar's meat. If it's acceptable, maybe he'll let you sample it.
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"i wish i had a Sean-Gar's weiner"

eh, i think i'll pass
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