The Official "I'm sorry for trolling" essay thread

[rumballs]

Originally Posted by SeanGAR

Hey ..... I resemble that remark. Can you help a brother out? I like center cut the best ... and nothing goes as well with bacon as waffles and maple syrup. Uhmmmm .... maple syrup from those single serving 500ml bottles.....

Did anyone see the baconwhores.com site while it was still there?
Seems to have gone away, but here are some quotes from google's cache:

Finally, you can have tasty, sizzling bacon, without all the shopping, planning, and preparation. Just schedule your appointment at baconwhores.com, and our trained experts will come and prepare bacon for you, exactly the way you like it.

1. Visit baconwhores.com
Use our simple reservation system to schedule your appointment when you want it, and select the type and quantity of bacon. You can schedule from two weeks in advance, up until one hour before the appointment, as long as the space is available.

2. Your Appointment
When your appointment comes, a specially-trained BaconWhores expert will arrive, ready to cook bacon. You don't even need your own cooking facilities - our experts bring along all the equipment they need.

3. Bacon!
Within twenty minutes of her arrival, our expert will have a piping hot plate of bacon for you to eat. You never knew bacon could taste this good.

The Bacon Cycle of Life
Bacon starts its life inside a piglet-shaped cocoon, in which it receives all the nutrients it needs to grow healthy and tasty.

Soon, the piglet grows into an adult pig. The bacon inside is almost ready to be born!

Finally, the bacon's cycle of life is complete, and it will become a delicious meal. Enjoy!

[Da Klugs]

Originally Posted by RcktS4

Whatever - people can say its hype all they want:

Have YOU tried SeanGar's Meat? I didn't think so... In fact, I think you're a Meat-troller.

now go write me an essay about the inappropriateness of trolling for SeanGar's meat. If it's acceptable, maybe he'll let you sample it.

I saw Bill wolfing down Altbiers meat. Came back for seconds.

[RcktS4]

Originally Posted by Da Klugs

I will wolf down Altbiers meat. Came in seconds.

ahem.

[Da Klugs]

Originally Posted by RcktS4

ahem. you forgot the spit swap and swallow.

Sometimes your post editing is hard to swallow... in this case, Bill washed it down with fine VA maple syrup.

[RcktS4]

OK - hard to do, but I think you actually disturbed me a little that time...

[Syvman]

Originally Posted by cameroncouch02

Hope that meets criteria.

That was excellent, Cameron. I think I'm going to have to bribe you to write my essay if anyone accuses me of trolling.

[cameroncouch02]

Originally Posted by Syvman

That was excellent, Cameron. I think I'm going to have to bribe you to write my essay if anyone accuses me of trolling.

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Thanks, I wrote it from the heart. LOL. Nah, just my .

[tecnorobo]

ME WANT CUBAN CIGARS!
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So can i write an essay now?

[Da Klugs]

Cameron

I think we can roll back the odometer on your dads Ferrari by running it in reverse.

It's at 03043490000304937777.

Ferris

[floydp]

Originally Posted by ComicBookFreak

Someone needs to send SeanGAR a whole live pig.

CBF

Oink Oink

[Da Klugs]

Poker?

[Da Klugs]

Kennmon? Anyone seen Kennmon around lately?

[Kennmon]

look for


Trolls, a Photo-Essay - by Kennmon

at a cigar forum near you, by the end of the day

[tecnorobo]

Originally Posted by tecnorobo

ME WANT CUBAN CIGARS!
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So can i write an essay now?

wow i certainly don't remember writing that

[Lumpold]

Originally Posted by tecnorobo

wow i certainly don't remember writing that

just a cheap, little, habanos slut, weren't we blake?